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Posted 8, January, 2019

moodbig:

Feeling festive this year? How about stirring up a few strange looks with our Scar-Jo Ghandi & Ash Ketchum t-shirts? Oh, wait you’re more on track with Queen Bey & Diva Mariah who both show no mercy with their fierce approach. Nah, you’ve got Drake’s “In My Feeling” stuck in your head and now you’re wondering if Kiki really loves or decides to ride, right? How about catching em’ all before Christmas sets in…

1. Kiki do you love me? (2 sided)

2. Kiki do you love me?

3. Scarlett Johansson is Gandhi

4. Scarlett Johansson is Ash Ketchum

5.  Beyonce is Thanos

6.  All I Want for Christmas Is You

Reblogged from hotboyproblems  260,003 notes
Posted 6, January, 2019

shitload-of-muses:

paper-mario-wiki:

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

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do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

Reblogged from civilwhore  227,097 notes
Posted 6, January, 2019

civilwhore:

someone: i love you

me internally: prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it prove it

also me internally: please dont love me i dont want to hurt you this is terrifying please dont love me

yet also me internally: good, everyone should love me. get on your fucking knees and worship the fucking ground i walk on.

somehow also me internally: THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME THEY LOVE ME!!!!!

me externally: aww i love you too!!

Reblogged from confirmance  375,931 notes
Posted 6, January, 2019

leonardi-dicaprisun:

sweethotnight:

yesterday this girl in my academic writing class sits down next to me and puts 3 bananas on the desk (which was jarring by itself) and i had two bananas in my backpack so i wanted to see if she would notice if i added those to her banana pile when she wasn’t looking and when she finally looked back at the bananas she sighed and said really quietly to herself “oh my god…i have so many…” and put all five of them in her backpack

the anniversary of this legend

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Posted 6, January, 2019

fandomsandfeminism:

Fun fact: anytime you hear a story that boils down to “and then some ABSOLUTE FOOL sued this totally innocent megacorporation for assloads of money AND WON! Can you believe it? Ridiculous. Some people, right?” 99 times out of 100, the corporation super fucked up, the plaintiff 100% deserved that money,.and you’ve just been fed corporate propaganda.